Friday, January 17, 2014

To my unborn son...

We need to have a serious discussion about timing, or in your case, the complete lack thereof.

First, you're not due until January 25th, and you have ignored my subliminal messages of arriving on January 22nd so that you can help your father remember his parents birthday...

Next, it is incredibly rude to trigger mild contractions through the day when I'm awake, only to escalate it at 9 p.m. when I'm about to go to bed.

Now it's 3:06 am and sleep is impossible.

Your timing sucks. Looking forward to seeing you later today though.

Kisses and cuddles,

Your mom.

p.s. I still love you, but we are going to work on timing for the next several decades of your life.

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