Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Dear God, I don't mean to be critical but...

Dear God,

My food source (who calls itself "Mommy") got up after hours of cuddling me and walked away (citing something about a "bathroom") without so much as a "by your leave."

Naturally, I screamed bloody murder over the sixty-second abandonment.

I really don't mean to be critical but I firmly believe you made a design flaw when you gave my food sources legs.

Yours sincerely, Ken (2.5 weeks old)

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