Dear God,
My food source (who calls itself "Mommy") got up after hours of cuddling me and walked away (citing something about a "bathroom") without so much as a "by your leave."
Naturally, I screamed bloody murder over the sixty-second abandonment.
I really don't mean to be critical but I firmly believe you made a design flaw when you gave my food sources legs.
Yours sincerely, Ken (2.5 weeks old)